Fourteenth Anal TWAT Pink Dress Run Saturday, Sept 17, 2022, Noon We run for Breasts (Cancer Research) again! Hares: TWAT missmanagement! Date: Saturday, September 17, 2022 Time: Noon. On out at 12:30 sharp. Trail Start: Ra/Ho Manor, 104 Barton Ave. - Map. TTC D'Erections: From Christie station, walk one block north to Barton Ave. and two blocks east. Registration: $60 ($10 for kids). To reserve your spot for this shindig, email and send $60 ($10/kid) to TWATHashCash@hogtownh3.com. Notes from the hares: Dust off your pink dress and come out for some r*nning and beer to raise money for breast cancer research! Trail will be A to B, and there will be a bag wagon available. The trail will have multiple drink checks. There will not be a separate walkers trail, but there are TTC shortcuts for those who would like.   Bring a vessel. No Vessel - no drinky!!   Your Rego Covers Great trail Beer Wine Snacks More trail More Beer More Wine More Snacks Dinner Awesome Haberdashery Unruly Circle On-After Party More Beer and Wine - until we run out... Donation for Breast Cancer Research.            Yay - Keeping the boobs happy! Other Info Pink Dress (or a reasonable facsimile thereof) is mandatory. We have some delightfully tasteful extras in case you -um- forget. Please plan your transportation appropriately. DO NOT DRINK AND DRIVE! TTC (Jane buses) is near the finish. We are being environmentally friendly. BRING YOUR OWN VESSEL, and save the environment. No Vessel - no drinky!! If you have any questions, e-mail blurrybeaver@hogtownh3.com. **Fat Girl Trail***   This year, the Terry Fox Run is on Sunday Sept 18th (day after PDR!). HogtownH4 is fielding a team. Cum join us at High Park North Gates (Bloor) at 11 am for a Fat Girl Run/Stroll, with potluck brunch at Casa del F.L.A.B.'s afterwards. Join our team or donate at https://run.terryfox.ca/team/hogtownh3.

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As of Sept 16, 2022

1. Goddamn Unmarkable - TWAT 2. Naughty Ways - TWAT 3. Tore de Pants - TWAT 4. F.L.A.B. - Hogtown 5. Half Wit - TWAT 6. Blurry Beaver - TWAT 7. First Lady - Hogtown 8. Feisty Beaverlette - TWAT 9. Booze Buggy - TWAT 10. National Pornographic - TWAT 11. Stunt Boobs - Hogtown 12. I Need a Doctor - TWAT 13. Mr. Wet Fister - Hogtown 14. MotherSucker - Hogtown 15. Lick it Up - Hogtown 16. Sex Tourist - Hogtown

17. Trix R4 Pricks - TWAT 18. In my Bum Per My Mum - TWAT 19. Slippy Cup - TWAT 20. Dad Boobs - Hogtown 21. Backdoor Buzz - Hogtown 22. Village Bike - Scotland 23. Bike Pump - Scotland 24. Ra - Hogtown 25. H2Ho - Hoggtown 26. Pissing Doucheman - Escarpment 27. Foresail - Escarpment 28. Can Cum - Hogtown 29. Soft Stiffy - Hogtown 30. Dr. Doolittle - Hogtown 31. Debra Does Hogtown - Hogtown 32. Shampoo - Hogtown

33. Airtight - Hogtown 34. Just Olivia - Hogtown 35. Sex Toy - Hogtown 36. HaiPooGuy - Hogtown 37. Hellen Keller - Hogtown 38. Short Cockasian - Hogtown 39. Soggy Bottom - TWAT 40. Beer Nazi - Hogtown 41. Jingle Balls - Dhaka 42. Jingle Boobs - Dhaka 43. Jingle kid #1 - Dhaka 44. Jingle kid #2 - Dhaka 45. Wet Pussy - Hogtown 46. 47. 48. Your Name Here!!

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It's always nice to celebrate the TWAT!!!! Yay!