It was at Birdbrian’s water logged Wingporium trail that the restive hashers agreed to combine the upcoming TWAT and Hogtown Full Moon. It seemed like a good idea at the time. Little did we know it would be at the bar that time forgot. Apparently the Blue Goose is a bit of an institution... and I mean that literally. They MUST be crazy if they asked Unbelievable Penis Sucker for ID.

Co hares Eager Beaver and Shadow divided up the trail, with Eager Beaver explaining that she did the good bits and Shadow did the rest. Trail started east towards Manchester Park where Doo Hickey declared he wasn’t interested in chasing the FRB but said he would tag team with Humpday to find Wet Pussy, if necessary.

In an interesting twist, the thoughtful hares had left a prezzie at every check. Some people ended up with hash t shirts and mugs but Humpday got a taser which he used to keep the disorderly mob in line.
Eventually the trail headed south to picturesque Humber Bay Park. Here, along the shores of Lake Ontario, the hares played a truly sick joke on the pack. At the first beer check they left, hidden in the breakwater, 2 measly cans of beer. While Zephyr and Humpday hogged (hehe) the booty, the rest of the pack tried to admire the beautiful lights of far off downtown.

Fortunately, this was only a teaser as we were soon back under steam. Along the way we picked up two new hashers Flat Stanley and Flat Sue followed by not so flat Kazoo who magically appeared at the beer check. I usually remember the names of these places but this was just another NDBALWTBLLAULWWFU (non descript bar along Lakeshore where the bemused locals looked at us like we were from Uranus).

Back at the Blue Goose Wet Pussy left early; eager to find space for his new housemates. While the hungry hashers ordered food from the prison kitchen the GM invited half minds into the circle to show off their prezzies. As many hashers had driven to this remote location Wet Spot enthusiastically yet uncharacteristically threw himself into the role of stunt drunk (ed. note... must have been his birthday or sumpin.)

When all was said and done I was honoured to accept a ride home with Zephyr and Venta in their brand new Beetle.