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Grand Mistress -- Blurry Beaver
Religious Advisor -- Half Wit
Hare Raiser -- Naughty Ways
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Toronto Women's Alternate Thursdays
Hash House Harriers

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The Toronto Women's Alternate Thursdays Hash House Harriers (T.W.A.T. H3) is one of several "hash kennels" in and around Toronto, Canada. We run bi-weekly, on alternate Thursdays, at 7pm year-round. Although the T.W.A.T. is organized by women, both men and women are welcome to participate in each run (typical turn out approx.15-20 people).

Toronto area "Hashers" generally meet at a different pub/venue each week and then run/jog/walk a 5-8 km trail marked out in chalk or flour. The cost of each run is $7, which covers your run and a beer at the beer-check. Typically hashers stay around after the run to drink more beer, socialize, and eat dinner. "New Boots" (first time hashers) are reminded to bring old shoes and a good sense of humour. You do not have to be an athlete or in top physical shape to join the hash. Visitors are always welcome.

The T.W.A.T. H3 chapter was founded by Jennifer "Half Wit" Fannin on August 18th, 2005. The T.W.A.T. differs from other Toronto hashes in that it is organized entirely by women and has some interesting, gender-biased rules. Men are welcome to run, but they are not permitted to be FRB's (Front Running Bastards) - a woman must always be at the front of the pack and all scouting at checks must be done by women. When a man "forgets" this important rule, he is immediately dressed in an apron so that he does not make the same mistake again! Both men and women are allowed to "hare" or set runs for the group.

For more information about the T.W.A.T. H3, please e-mail Blurry Beaver


Next TWAT Hash
Date: Thursday, April 9, 2020 @ 7:00 pm.
Run: #419 - Virtual Bake with F.L.A.B. Trail
Hare: F.L.A.B.
Start: Zoom.
D'erections: Bring your computer or other device to the kitchen. Click the Zoom link above.
TTC D'erections: DO NOT USE. Stay at Home!
Hash Cash: Free. BYO Everything.
Note from the Hare: The recipe for this trail can be found here. If you want to bake along, please make sure you have all the necessary ingredients and utensils before trail. If you don't feel like buying a big can of baking powder just for this, and you live in the west-end hash hood, e-mail F.L.A.B. and I will try to drop off a small baggie of white baking powder in your mail box (I hope we don't all get arrested for this). So, cum check out this sure-to-be cluster-f*ck and maybe end up with some baked goods at the end. There will be beer (BYO). There will be flour (at my place anyway). No masks required. Clothing optional. (Tech) Virgins welcome. Best of all, ITS FREE!
First timers and visitors always welcome!

Receding Hare Line 2020
Run #420: Apr 23 - Naughty Ways
Run #421: May 07 - Hare Needed
Run #422: May 21 - Hare Needed
Run #423: Jun 04 - Hare Needed
Run #424: Jun 18 - Hare Needed
Run #425: Jul 02 - Hare Needed
Run #426: Jul 16 - Hare Needed
Run #427: Jul 30 - Hare Needed
Run #428: Aug 13 - Hare Needed
To set a run, please contact the TWAT Hare Raisers


Last updated 2020/03/31

The 12th Anal TWAT Pink Dress Trail Happened!
Saturday, June 22, 2019. Pack departed 2:30 pm sharpish.
Trail started at Allan A. Lamport Stadium Park (east side), 1155 King St. W., Toronto
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The Hash House Harriers are an international phenomenon frequently referred to as "the drinking club with a running problem". Hashing was started in 1938, by a group of British expatriates living in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Today, there are hash kennels throughout the world. Hogtown logo

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