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Grand Mistress -- Blurry Beaver
Religious Advisor -- Half Wit
Hare Raiser -- Naughty Ways
Hash Cash -- Tore de Pants
Hash Flash -- National Pornographic and Will Take Effin' Anything
Haberdashery -- Soggy Bottom
Founder -- Half Wit
Web Wench -- F.L.A.B.

Toronto Women's Alternate Thursdays
Hash House Harriers

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The Toronto Women's Alternate Thursdays Hash House Harriers (T.W.A.T. H3) is one of several "hash kennels" in and around Toronto, Canada. We run bi-weekly, on alternate Thursdays, at 7pm year-round. Although the T.W.A.T. is organized by women, both men and women are welcome to participate in each run (typical turn out approx.15-20 people).

Toronto area "Hashers" generally meet at a different pub/venue each week and then run/jog/walk a 5-8 km trail marked out in chalk or flour. The cost of each run is $7, which covers your run and a beer at the beer-check. Typically hashers stay around after the run to drink more beer, socialize, and eat dinner. "New Boots" (first time hashers) are reminded to bring old shoes and a good sense of humour. You do not have to be an athlete or in top physical shape to join the hash. Visitors are always welcome.

The T.W.A.T. H3 chapter was founded by Jennifer "Half Wit" Fannin on August 18th, 2005. The T.W.A.T. differs from other Toronto hashes in that it is organized entirely by women and has some interesting, gender-biased rules. Men are welcome to run, but they are not permitted to be FRB's (Front Running Bastards) - a woman must always be at the front of the pack and all scouting at checks must be done by women. When a man "forgets" this important rule, he is immediately dressed in an apron so that he does not make the same mistake again! Both men and women are allowed to "hare" or set runs for the group.

For more information about the T.W.A.T. H3, please e-mail Blurry Beaver


Next TWAT Hash
Date: Thursday, Jan 14, 2021, 7 pm.
Run: #440 - Hello 2021 (AKA The Shitshow Continues) Trail
Hare: Tore de Pants
Start: Zoom.
D'erections: Grab your device, go to your couch and join us on Zoom.
TTC D'erections: Do not use.
Hash Cash: Free.
Notes from the Hares: There may be a ghost trail for earlier running by keeners (TBD). There may be a Hashy quizzy gamey thing on Zoom (TBD). Why all the TBDs, you ask? Well, let?s face it, none of us knows what the actual f**k is going to happen in 2021...

Update!!
There *will* be a ghost trail! Trail will appear at noon. Run anytime. Circular trail with three start points marked (On-Arounds?) --

  1. Corner of High Park and Bloor;
  2. Corner of Jane and Bloor;
  3. Corner of Jane and Annette.
Totally BYOB, and no more than 5 runners in a group please!

7pm circle on Zoom - Definite hashy quizzy gamey thing - "Hogtown Herd Instinct". All you need is a pen and paper.

Why no more TBDs, you ask? Well, now that the new provincial regulations have been announced everything is clear and we all know exactly what we can and can't do (and for how long), right???

First timers and visitors always welcome!

Receding Hare Line 2020/2021
Run #441: Jan 28 - Naughty Ways
Run #442: Feb 11 - Baroness von Beer Bitch
Run #443: Feb 25 - F.L.A.B.
Run #444: Mar 11 - Goddamn Unmarkable
Run #445: Mar 25 - Bullseye
Run #446: Apr 08 - Half Wit
Run #447: Apr 22 - Naughty Ways
Run #448: May 06 - Finger Lickin' Good
Run #449: May 20 - National Pornographic
To set a run, please contact the TWAT Hare Raisers


Last updated 2021/01/14

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This Year's Anal TWAT Pink Dress Trail Did NOT Happen due to Covid!!
---Reminisce about the Fun we had in Previous Years Here!---

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The Hash House Harriers are an international phenomenon frequently referred to as "the drinking club with a running problem". Hashing was started in 1938, by a group of British expatriates living in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Today, there are hash kennels throughout the world. Hogtown logo

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